Books
Ingredients a snail a book open the book put the snail on the page let the snail read the book. Favourite authors include, but are not limited to: Mary Shelley.Snails read with their whole body they glide across the words the last one still tickling swallowing whole sentences punctuation is meaningless - to them they are specks of dust on the page road signs for ants they do not care about the right way there is no direction but the taste of the ink they really like footnotes fine print is a treat Select the paper carefully they are not difficult but can be quite sensitive they can really take their time let it sit a bit huddle around press the secrets out of it when done expect retreat you barely hear the whispers coming from the solliloquizing shell